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Privacy Policy – Because Even Words Have Boundaries

Privacy Policy

The Wandering Pen: Because Even Words Have Boundaries

Welcome to The Wandering Pen! While this site is all about storytelling, we take your privacy seriously—unlike certain rogue characters who insist on eavesdropping on conversations they’re clearly not meant to be part of.

1. What We Collect (And What We Don’t)

  • If you leave a comment, participate in interactive stories, or sign up for updates, we might collect your name (or alias, if you’re feeling mysterious) and email address.
  • We do not collect secret codes, treasure maps, or your grandmother’s famous biscuit recipe.

2. How We Use Your Information

  • Your email (if provided) is only used for sending updates, responding to queries, and possibly alerting you when a dragon has been spotted in the narrative.
  • We do not sell, trade, or barter your information, even if bribed with a really good cup of tea.

3. Cookies (The Digital Kind, Not the Tasty Kind)

  • Like every other website that isn’t run by a medieval scribe, we use cookies to make sure the site works smoothly.
  • You can disable cookies, but the site may sulk a little.

4. Third-Party Shenanigans

  • If you click on external links, they have their own rules, and we take no responsibility for what happens in their domains. If a link takes you to a villain’s lair, that’s on you.

5. Security & Common Sense

  • We do our best to keep your information secure, but if you write your passwords on sticky notes and leave them on your cat, there’s only so much we can do.

6. Your Rights (And Wrongs, But Mostly Rights)

  • You can request to see, edit, or delete your information. Just send a message via Summon the Scribe (Contact Page), and we’ll sort it out.

7. Updates to This Privacy Policy

  • If things change, we’ll update this page and possibly announce it in a dramatic fashion.

By using this site, you agree to this very reasonable, slightly humorous, and not-at-all-ominous privacy policy. If you have any questions, send a message—preferably by email, but if you insist on using carrier pigeons, make sure they can spell.